Sunday, April 8, 2007

Anthrax - Fistful of Metal (1984)

Not to be outdone by Pantera, Anthrax decided to jump into the fray and add their little contribution to the "most poorly drawn metal album cover ever" contest. Apparently, the power of METAL is so strong that it completely destroys several basic concepts of human anatomy while it destroys your face. What angle is that fist coming from? Why isn't it bloody? Why is the tongue bizarrely off to one side when it should either not be in view or up front?

The best part is, even as his face is being shattered from behind, the guy still has a very serious expression on his face. It may destroy your face and it may put you on horrible album covers, but let it be known that metal is serious fuckin' business.

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