Saturday, April 7, 2007

Regurgitate - Carnivorous Erection (2000)

Much has been said of the ancient folkloric device of vagina dentata, wherein males may experience a form of castration anxiety from fear that penetration may result in the vagina becoming a toothed maw capable of the destruction of his very manhood. However, very little has been written about the converse of this condition experienced in females, penile dentata. Women who suffer from this fear have reported becoming afraid that, while performing fellatio on a male partner, the penis will spout a very poorly-designed, monstrous head from its shaft, and attempt to bite off the woman's tongue. Research into this field is still forthcoming.

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